Greetins Landlubber - Today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day jest so ya know, matey! And I be the fearsome Capn Crun-errr Captain Naissa, Savvy? ARRRRR!

Now normally us buccaneers don't be observing holidays or followin' landlubber's rules but seein' as this un's about us - I think we'll make an exception YAR!

If yer a filthy landlubber but ye want in on the piratey action t'day - Ye can find ye some scurvy bilge-rat pretend pirates in all the major city that'll give ye proper piratin' attire. (60 minute buff - When you die, it dies, matey.)

See ye on the seas!

(Fun as this is, I hope I can stop talkin' like this soon. YARRRR!)